Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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