Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize