I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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