I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you will always have a special place in my vag
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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