Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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