arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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