Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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