on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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