Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
ttyl tear gas
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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