I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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