in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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