hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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