Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i think i just lost a toe
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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