this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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