Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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