You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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