Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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