I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
how does that bad decision feel?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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