There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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