So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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