he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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