Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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