Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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