We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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