We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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