Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sext me about skeletons
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
