so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he puts the penis in happiness.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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