Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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