whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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