every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I'm really busy with my period
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