you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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