the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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