Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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