Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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