My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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