If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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