Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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