i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
