I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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