Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
so let's talk penis.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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