btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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