my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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