either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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