I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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