Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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