yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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