why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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