is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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