she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
