well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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