This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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