I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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