But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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